Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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