do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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