i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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