Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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