craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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