I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
