well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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