Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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