your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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