windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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