Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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