Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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