Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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