well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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