how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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