Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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