problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
sex on a bike is impossible
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