the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
