Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It's never too late to be topless.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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