i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Randomize
