you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
When did angry sex become our thing?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
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its like you know when i get waxed
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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