Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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