Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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