"it" just moved
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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