shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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