Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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