how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
