I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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