Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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