dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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