Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I woke up under a house in Key West
He has the fingertips of a God
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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