I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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