question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I had to cum in my sink.
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