Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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