You're my little dorito
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
splinters make it hard to masturbate
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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