Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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