9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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