We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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