And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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