Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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