i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
The struggles of a small town man whore
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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