If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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