apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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