I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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