If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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