The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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