I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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