I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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