when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
vagina is talking i cant
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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