THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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