He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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