I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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