If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
